The Itsy Bitsy Spider

So, I was driving home from work on Monday and I was annoyed by the zit on my cheek soooooo, I pulled my visor down to take a look at it. Well, at the exact same time a small spider had apparently come down from the ceiling and was just about to land on my cheek. I of course screamed and freaked out and flung it off me……or so I thought. I didn’t know where it went, all I know is I wanted it dead. I was what some might call "freaking out". Keep in mind I’m still trying to drive through all of this panicking. I’m looking all over my clothes and still trying to keep myself on the road. I adjust my seat belt and bam! there he is again. I freak and fling again. This time he landed on the floor but I don’t see him. I pull my pant legs up as high as possible so he can’t crawl up them and I drive the rest of the way to Lish’s house completely freaked on where this thing is. People driving by probably thought I had a crazy twitch or something the way I kept moving my body around. Thankfully I made it to Lish's safe and sound. But just when I thought my trauma was over....... I leave Lish’s house and I’m on 79 talking to my friend Jacquie when I see the little bastard again near my window. I scream, tell her I have to put the phone down and then kill the son of a B. I reach in my purse for a piece of paper and finally success.....I smashed him and thankfully didn't smash myself into another car. I got back on the phone and Jacquie wanted to know what happened. She thought I was avoiding some kind of car crash. She about peed her pants when she found out all of that commotion was over a spider. I'm telling you though, it was VERY traumatic and in my defense I was avoiding a car crash....my own! Anyway, just thought you would all like to know that I still hate all bugs....especially while driving. :)